Oh no, it's the first weekend of a new college football season. For a University of Virginia fan, each year just leads to more disappointment. With all the money they spend on the coaches' salaries, and the stadium expansions and the new jumbotron scoreboards and the training facilities, year after year the Wahoos win about as many as they lose.
Of course, they weren't even that good in the long-ago early '70s, when I was an undergraduate. I think they won a total of 10 games during the four years I was there. Maybe it was 15. But we could be so self-righteous! Week after week we Wahoos would watch our heroes badly beaten by UNC and Maryland and NC State, whose rosters featured plenty of players from the state of Virginia. We were very smug while absorbing the beatings, though, because we knew those Virginia boys couldn't get into UVA. (Back then, there weren't any breaks given to jocks, not even with the foreign language requirement!)
Of course, long ago those admission requirements were relaxed, so it's as easy for a prized high school football player to get into UVA as any school. And still. The 'Hoos win about as many as they lose.
The worst thing, of course, is that the 'Hoos never beat Virginia Tech. And so, in the Commonwealth of Virginia you rarely see anyone wearing UVA football T-shirts. But the highways and byways are full of people wearing the hideous Virginia Tech color combination of purple and orange.
To make things worse, most years the UVA - Tech game is played on the Saturday afternoon of the Virginia Synod's "Lost and Found" event for 7th and 8th graders. It is known among the kids that I am a graduate of The University. And so I come in for a good bit of razzing from lots of 13 year olds, after the inevitable defeat.
One year I tried to fight back. When one 13 year old wearing the hideous color combination was giving me the old hard time, I said, "Let's compare the number of Rhodes Scholars produced by each school!" The expression on the girl's face showed that she had no idea what I was talking about. But she quickly concluded enough to retort: "That has nothing to do with football!!"
I said, "Exactly."
The 13 year old wearing the hideous color combination had no idea what I was talking about, which, of course, meant that I was hopelessly out of it. She walked away, shaking her head at how obtuse I was.
In a way, I guess, it's ok that Virginia Tech has so much more football success than The University. Tech has to be good at something, huh? I can be satisfied with that, right?
But, of course, you know my secret. It's revealed by the simple fact that I've ranted about this subject for several hundred words.
Obviously, I would like to see the tradition of Rhodes Scholars maintained!
And ...
... I'd like to see the 'Hoos beat Virginia Tech, too!

